Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Great Moments In Government Employee Hotness

Dante's Moustache and Beard Beauty Parlor featuring 2007 image model Comelec Spokesperson James Jimenez.




Testimonial:


"I'm very happy with Dante's state-of-the-art moustache-twirling service, beard rejuvenation and scrotum laser-resurfacing, now I have the drop-dead gorgeousness of my idol Dante Varona! Everytime I look in the mirror, I faint! Gosh, I'm that hot! No one will know I'm not actually an Earthling!"

-- James Jimenez, famous Filipino celebrity, teenage heartthrob, and incumbent Comelec spokesperson




8 comments:

agentsands said...

Sorry to hear about FAD 2.0, "Mike". :(

Anonymous said...

Its very funny that their badgering you when they have no idea that there are other bigger fish to fry. there are a lot of sites in the net that are more intrusive and flagrant than yours and yet they remain standing. theyre not setting an example but they are chomping you cause they know you cant fight back. we have your back and we support your site. you can say you are our life-blood so to speak =)

--DownSouth

Anonymous said...

Welcome to FAD 3.0...!

Anonymous said...

we will live on mike. we will live on.

Anonymous said...

Hi!

We'll all be waiting for the PHOENIX and we miss FAD 2.0 so much!We will support you!

Anonymous said...

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jonnmark said...

So sad, so sad...now where will i get my daily fix of asian flesh (so to speak)?! In a time and place where we thrive in the knowledge of the inanities of other peoples lives(popular or otherwise), FAD had served as a source of both information and entertainment for me and my peers. As i would put it "there's hearsay and there's FAD" (complete with visuals). Be comforted though that FAD had become part of history (unfortunately, serving the part of the proverbial sacrificial lamb/escape goat)and has established its 'cult' status.
We're still here "mike", awaiting FAD 3.0 or any incarnations thereof. As we used to say then, during my 'rock' heydays, "punk's not dead". Right now, the mantra goes - "FAD's not dead"

Anonymous said...

FAD we will wait for your rebirth