A special edition of Kris Aquino’s show features some of the country’s finest pond scum.
Kris Aquino: Growing body count of dead kiddie activists, big deal, or no big deal?
Jovito Palparan: No big deal!
Kris Aquino: Naked Oblation runners, big deal, or no big deal?
Raul Gonzales: No big deal!
Kris Aquino: Samson Macariola slipping bombs through Davao airport, big deal, or no big deal?
Rodrigo Duterte: No big deal!
Kris Aquino: Guimaras oil spill, big deal, or no big deal?
GMA: No big deal!
Petron: No big deal!
Guimaras resident: What, now you want my opinion?
Petron’s oil tanker hull insurer: Big deal!... And screw you!
Kris Aquino: 60-day suspension, big deal, or no big deal?
Peewee Trinidad: No big deal!... And screw you!
Kris Aquino: Juan Ponce Enrile supplying my imprisoned dad, Ninoy, with hookers at Fort Bonifacio, big deal or no big deal?
Cory Aquino: [sarcastic] Big deal!.. And scre—er, let’s all just pray.
And the winner is…
Nobody.
